It's that time of year again....

where I delete links to people who no longer blog (wimps).

Gretch & Jane, I hardly knew ye. NO, seriously, I hardly knew you. Mainly because you guys didn't post that often even when you WERE blogging. Binny only blogs for "Special" people who are invited. Humph! How rude. Binny and I go waaaaaaaay back in the Blogoshpere, but apparently I'm not "cool" enough to read her blog anymore. :P Fine! See if I care! I hope the Leafs blow goats this year!

....or at the very least don't make the playoffs.

....again.

On the flipside o' things, if'n you read my blog (poor bastard) and I don't have your blog (if you blog) linked just let me know and I'll hook you up with some link luv. Which, by the way, sounds like I'll be sending you a bunch of Bratwurst in the mail or sumthin. Mmmm....brats. It IS Oktoberfest time! MMmmmmmm, beer & brats. Beer, brats and WAY too much polka music.

Good times.....good times.....

Look out!

Since the NHL has gone with an all new look this year (Way to go Dallas Stars with your UBER-imaginative update!), we here (the Royal "we") at Jerk of All Trades (He's dead ya know? Undead....undead...undead.) have torn down the old (Tear down The Wall! Tear down The Wall!) and slapped some new-ish look here and there (Mostly here).

Enjoy.

....or don't.

I can't make you do anything you don't wanna.

.....or can I? (Dun dun duuuuuuun!)

JaneEllen, stop this crazy thing!!!

OK, look here, and then look HERE..

This screams that a movie be made.

Just sayin.

Hooked on Phonics: Presidential Edition

Is it just me, or do you guys notice that little twinkle in the eye and sly "proud of myself/I'm awesome!" subtle smile on the Pres's face after he gets done reading a particularly difficult paragraph or string of tongue twisting words?

Way to go Dubya. Good for you getting better at reading and speech giving just as your run is coming to an end. You JUST might be able to convice a few people that you can actually read some of the books in your Presidential library at the dedication in a few years.

Maybe.

As long as there's some Curious George (no pun intended) books in it that is.

I'm back (back), back in the Denver groove...

I'm back in Denver anyway.

Kansas is still flat.

The weather was lovely.

I caught a cold the second day.

My Gandparents looked good.

I've had a few friends ax (ugh) me WHY I've been with the video lately.

Simple.

I'm lazy.

I'd rather talk than type out some of my rambly. I used to Audioblog, but my then GF thought I was only doing it to score ass with my super sexy voice.

.........(blink-blink)

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

I don't mind showing off my jersey collection though. I should just do it all in one shot and show you guys my closet and then spare you my lovely *cough* visage.

It's football season! Hooray! Hockey's next!!

Roll Tide.

More later I guess.

((hugs)) n stuff.

A quickie before I left town

I'll have some UBER-exciting vids on here that I took in the middle of nowhere. If you like wide, open spaces (like between my ears), you'll like 'em.

I can move mountains!!

No, wait....I can move AWAY from mountains.

Drive really.

I'm in Kansas. I have no little dog.

I will have something to post later.

Be good.

112 days until Christmas.

C

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