Monday, July 28, 2008

Blue Cheese

I dreamt that Brett Favre was traded to the Raiders and that they were set to play the Eagles in the Superbowl.

How odd would THAT be?

Hello Blogness my ol' fren

....

hm...

Ya know, I actually have stuff going on, big things happening, major shake up/changes....and I STILL don't seem to have the ability/need/whatever, to write about it. I am officially...dull.

GAH!

I'm mayonaise.
I am white bread.
I am bland.

Boring.

Who wants to read about boring? Geebus, you prolly gots tons of boring laying around the house! You don't need MY boring, do ya? Wait....is it one of those "Gee, and I thought MY life sucked" kind of things? You know, you read about my life and then you don't feel so bad about yours? "Man, I thought my life was dull and couldn't carry a tune to save my life, but THIS GUY....thank The Great Eyeball(tm) in the sky I'm not THAT bad off.".

If so, if I am doing you good, providing a service (Bom chika-bowm-bowm..), then I shall write about my boring.

Let the boring commence!

.....just not right now.

Well...the boring is constant, I just mean I'm not gonna write about it just yet.

(cough)

Later skater.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Dear God,

:ppppppppppppppp~

Sincerely,

J.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

It's "You're welcome.", not "Your welcome."!

Your [pronounced - Yohr, Yor]–pronoun
1. (a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. or I like your idea.

2. one's (used to indicate that one belonging to oneself or to any person): The consulate is your best source of information. or As you go down the hill, the library is on your left.

3. (used informally to indicate all members of a group, occupation, etc., or things of a particular type): Take your factory worker, for instance. or Your power brakes don't need that much servicing....but your mother does.

Your [pronounced - Yoor, Yu-er] Contraction of the words You and Are as in You're certain that's right? or You're using YOUR, when you should be using YOU'RE.

Dear Texters and Emailers,

I don't own a WELCOME! If you do, then I'll mention how nice YOUR Welcome is sometime, and then you'll say "Thank you" and I'll say YOU'RE (You Are) welcome!!

OK?!

GOT IT?!

GOOD!