My heart's name's in Jeopardy

bay-bah.
OoooooOOoOOooOoooooo.

Sweet!
I'm watching Jeopardy, and Trebek said he's changing his name to "Jerk".

I didn't know he was a fan.

What can I say, Canadians like me.

For my buddy Binny

She's a Canuck, so she doesn't know what a
Big Chief notebook is.

I wish I could find a pic of the actual paper in it so you could see how WIDELY spaced the lines were for lil kids.

Phenom Anon

Hey, I just noticed that I had it set up so Anon folk couldn't comment.
I shall fix.
Seriously, I want comments and feedback on a lot of this crap, if I didn't, I'd be sitting in bed with the covers pulled over my head and scribbling in my Big Chief notebook trying to balance the flashlight on my knees.

Dig?

My kind of town.....

Hey, anybody who reads this live in Chicago?
I've always wanted to visit the city with big shoulders.
Um....that's Chi-town right? The shoulders thing?
I blame Adventures in Babysitting and all of those Hughes films for getting Chicago stuck in my head.
I wanna go somewhere I aint never been sometime this year.
If you've been, tell me some stuff to check out if I do go.
It might be cool to see a Sox game. Yeah, Wrigley is historic and crap, but it's overdone, and 'sides it won't be the same without Ferris and Cameron.
What's the famous pizza joint there?
Uno?
Yeah, Uno would be cool to eat at. Unless it actually sucks. See! This is why I need a Chicago expert's help. Cuz, if I don't get any Chicago help I'm just gonna go to Vegas in Sept or sumthin and they only have a scaled down New York, Paris and Venice.

....and Egypt.

They even have a scaled down Vegas when you think about it. That's what "old Vegas is. Freemont street and that crap.

Annyhoo....
Chicago.
Discuss.

It's all a big Myth understanding

My dearest Medea,

Wherever you are, whoever you are....this time, I will not break my promise.

X

J.

"You've got no friends!"

I think my AOL email is messed up.
I've gotten no emails in the past 20hrs or so.
No Spam...nuthin.

I've had it where it delivered crap out of order or a day late before, but I've never gone this amount of time without even any junk mail.

Man......can I really have fallen this low on the loser chart?

Not even spammers are dealing with me?

Dude.
That's sad.

Thank goodness I'm still cute and have already had two of the 3 UNhappily married women who flirt/hit on me do just that already today.
Too bad I'm not interested, I'm kinda horny.

.....and lonely.

.....and horny.

Dude.
That's sad.

Meh.

UPDATE: Nevermind. I got my credit card payment notice! Somebody loves me!

America's Next Top Jesus!

Hey, when did Bono and Oprah start pushing for Messiah?

Old Testament.
New Testament.
What do we call the new NEW testament, and will U2 provide a soundtrack with it?

If Oprah wins, will men get the Pele treatment? (The volcano god that they sacrificed virginal boys and rum to, not the soccer/futbol guy) How much you wanna bet the ____ Testament makes the book club?

If Bono wins, do we all get to fight over lil shards of his sunglasses so we can wear them in tiny flasks of "Holy Guinness" around our necks?
Do we kneel and recite "Pride (in the name of love)" before we lay us down to sleep?

Just askin.

MWUAH!!

YES! Ayn....AYN you sexy bitch you!
If only I'd listened to my 6th grade english teacher and read The Fountainhead.
Phuc.
AYN!
You're right Nietzsche was smart, but he didn't even see his own shit in the right light.
Phuc.
AYN!
"The attack on "selfishness" is an attack on man's self-esteem; to surrender one, is to surrender the other...."

Ayn....geebus...Ayn, you get me, or rather i get you. Finally, I found someone, a respected brainy type, who thought of all the same shit I've been grappling with lately. I'm NOT alone. I'm NOT just imagining shit.

"In popular usage, the word "selfishness" is a synonym of evil; the image it conjures is of a murderous brute who tramples over piles of corpses to achieve his own ends, who cares for no living being and persues nothing but the gratification of the mindless whims of any immediate moment.
Yet the exact meaning and dictionary definition of the word "selfishness" is: concern with one's own interests."

"Altruism declares that any action taken for the benefit of others is good, and any action taken for one's own benefit is evil."

"If you wonder about the reasons behind the ugly mixture of cynicism and guilt in which most men spend their lives, these are the reasons: Cynicism, because they neither practice nor accept the altruist morality - Guilt, because they dare not reject it."

Ayn....

Thank you.
I'm not insane; and even if I AM at least I'm not alone.

I'll be sure to post something silly or shallow soon just to balance things out k?
Not for you, but for ME; and by doing so, we all will benefit.
Get it?

Mo' tunes

I keep forgetting to tell you abuot some music.
If you like 80's girl popish stuff ala Berlin, Blondie and Missing Persons, then check out The Sounds. "Song with a Mission is the single off the newest album. I think I like their first album a lil bit better, but it's all good stuff. :)

Also, if all those girl lead bands are cool to ya, or, if you just like really HOT British chicks, give Client a listen too. Did I mention they're hot? My buddy Mike's supposed to hook me up with their awesome live cover of Billy Idol's White Wedding (I think it's White Wedding). If you like 'em, when I score it I'll hook, you up.

Did I mention they're hot?

GEEBUS! MORNINGWOOD! How could I have forgotten Morningwood? You guys prolly know them already.

OH, and through the Morningwood page you can find ROCKET. If you like The Bangles or The Go-Go's you'll like ROCKET.