Yeah, I know they're the New England Patriots NOW, but waaaaaaaay back (Gosh, Mr. Peabody!) when they were an American Football League team, (and I am partial to AFL teams beings what if it weren't for the AFL my hometown, Denver, probably wouldn't have a football team.) they wuz the Boston Patriots. I'm always happy when an old AFL team kicks butt on the NFL teams.
So....
Congrats to the Patriots on an undefeated regular season. Now go win it all or what you just did won't mean squat. That's right, I said it. Go win the Superbowl or you aint shite. If you don't win, all those old farts from the '72 Dolphins will still get together and drink bubbly talking about how awesome they are and how nobody's ever going to be as awesome as they. We need a new bunch of old farts for after all those guys kick the bucket, so g'head and take it all fellas.
DO IT!
I'm serious. You guy'll suck like no suck that has ever sucked if you tank it in the playoffs, and if you DO lose, you sure as hell better lose to the team that does win the whole enchilada. If you lose and that team goes on to get spanked in some 55-10 San Fran v. Denver type fashion.......
Just do it already. Thanks for letting me see some historical stuff. I'll remember it, but I don't wanna add a "Yeah...but then they went and screwed the pooch big time!" asterix thing to it all.
DO IT!!
Do it, and when you do, if you could arrange for it to be against the Cowboys that'd be cool. Also, if you could crush them in an even more historic 60-70 points, that'd be awesome. Imagine all the sarcastic "How 'bout them COwboys!" you'd get to let folks unleashed for a few days. Think off all the happiness you'd bring. Do it for the children. Hell, do it for Steve Grogan. Thanks.
Man.....I really shoulda asked Santa for all this.
Meh.
DO IT ALREADY!!
Monday, December 31, 2007
Congradjumations Boston Patriots!!
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Friday, December 21, 2007
Mary Crimmus! She's hawt.
Thank (insert whatever/whomever you believe in...or don't, see if I care.) for these people who were born on the 25th. Well, except for Karl Rove. He creeps me out with his beady lil eyes.
In a way, it's funny that they left Jesus off the list, but not really since the Catholics moved the celebration of his birth to this date a long time ago. I think he was born in August or some such. Well, he was born in a manger (Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland), but you know what I mean.
I hope yer Hanu..Chakuna....your Judaic Celebration rocked (Rocked!), and that you have a happy/safe Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus....thingy.
And, to all my atheist friends, here's hopin' you win the lotto, dude!
Posted by Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 at 9:15 AM 9 are one of us now.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Dan Fogelberg dead at 56
It's odd that he passed away this time of year, what with the following being his most famous tune.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait for this year to be over. In a few ways it was a good year, in most it was the worst year of my life (and that's sayin sumthin). Next year will be better.
Posted by Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 at 5:19 AM 8 are one of us now.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Name(d) that tune too
Wondering who does that "I think maybe I'm falling for you...possibly..etc" tune in the new Diamondws are Forever commercial with the couple driving through the snowy city? (Poor Grammar)
It's Coffee Shop by Landon Pigg.
You can score a quick fix on YouTube or his MySpace page.
You're welcome.
Posted by Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 at 9:51 AM 4 are one of us now.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Technical Difficulties
My plans to write more often have been sideswiped by a British Standard Buttload of work and a dead computer at home. I'll be back shortly. Honest. I miss you guys.
((hug))
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