Thursday, June 28, 2007

wtf IS that?!

So, here's the cellphone pic I was sent.

It's a...um....wtf IS it?

Thanks to some detective work by yours Jerkly, I have found that the phone number has belonged to two different people, one Randy Roberts and one Stephen Becker, not sure which is current. I don't know either of these fuckers. So, now I'm trying to figure out if it was a wrong number thing or if Sunspots were involved. Like I said, I texted them back asking who they were and got no answer. I'm guessing embarrassment or they have no clue they sent it to the wrong person. Since this whole thing blew up and appears to have killed my current relationship I'm tempted to post the phone number on every online thingy from here to MySpace to Trig to that message board that M.I.T.(?) has kept running since 1972.

Kids, before you send off that nudie pic of yerself make sure you've got the right number and that Orion's Belt match's his shoes.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is definately some nipplidge going on there. It is probably one of those, "Heh, I'm getting some and you aren't" things that some nutso guys do...camera phones - the wave of the future for sickos. Sorry to hear about the p-gf...

jeopardygirl said...

Jerk, it's a wrong number. Apologize to your (ex-?)gf and move on.

Oh, and stop calling them "pseudo," it means possibly non-existent, and well, they seem like real people to me.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Reg: Could be. I decided to check because I remembered that the artist formally known as my step-daughter had my number and I wanted to make sure she wasn't popping off nudie picks to people. Her mom would NOT be happy. I was relieved to see it wasn't someone I know.

Jensy: Sure, I'll appologize right this minute!

For what?

jeopardygirl said...

For accusing her (and I guarantee that's what she thought it was) of playing a joke on her, even going so far as to ask her kid. You did it with the best of intentions, but obviously that backfired on ya. Now that you know it wasn't her, an acknowledgement of that will go far in perhaps making her less pissed (even if you don't get back together).

jeopardygirl said...

"playing a joke on..." I meant to say, "you," not "her."

Crystal said...

looks like a nutsack to me...er, stephen was sharing his lucky "charms" with ya.

Crystal said...

i took an office poll. definitely a ntusack and some ass action going on there.

at least it's well-groomed.

Crystal said...

ok, i can't stop staring! or commenting!

you better apologize to your lady friend and i agree with jeopardy girl - quit calling her psuedo - chics hate that. if you called me your psuedo girlfriend, i would withhold the sex with you for one whole week.

but seeing as how i don't have sex with you now, i doubt it would do much good. call me whatever you want and we'll work on that.

but not if you keep posting pictures of some dude that totally bent over and smashed his charms into his trap door and took a picture of it! that's grody.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Jensy et al: OK, if you and your pseudo...sorry, if you and your BF/GF constantly joke and flirt with each other, joke with their kids, INCLUDING texting amongst all of ye on a pretty regular basis and then one day, business as usual, you think the "fun" is continuing and you think "Aw, so & so is goofing around AGAIN" (and it's cool, cuz you guys are fun like that) only thiiiiiiis time it's "So, you're calling me a FUCKING LIAR?!?" along with a not so subtle hint at maybe you being a perv and trying to do whatever with the kids....

Lemme put it this way, you're at dinner and every night you ask someone to pass the pepper. No big deal, sometimes they beat you to it, it's become a joke, people goof on your apparent pepper addiction, but this one time you ask them to pass the pepper and you get "What, so now my food isn't fucking GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!? YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO FUCKING POISON YOU?! DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I DON'T KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK THE SALT!!!" and for the few guys who might be lurking, it's NOT that time of the month.

Yeah, I'm not appologizing for shit.

Crystal & The Tejas Crew You're a nutsack.

It puts the lotion on it's skin....
I'd fuck me...

I'd only call you my pseudo-GF if we were only dating and not really a steady thing aaaand prolly wouldn't be having sex for weeks at a time anyhoo.

jeopardygirl said...

Okay, I didn't know you guys had such a jokey-thing going on...it just sounded to me like your persistence pissed her off. I take it back...don't apologize.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I'm thinking it's best to find out that you're dating a whack-job while it's still at the "Pseudo" stage of things.

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

I don't think she's a whack-job, it's a bit of miscommunication methinks, but still it was a lil odd.

I've dated flat out PSYCHO(!) before, whack-job I can deal with.

Wendy said...

I must be pretty dim because I do not see a nut sack there, maybe a long weird tit with nipple shoved into some other unidentifiable body part, but no nuts.

I think everyone is really freaking out over here.

Jerrster said...

wtf is that?....is the fucking question alright.

is it nudity or some kind of interior body cavity shot.

it's creepy enough to make me never want to see it again.

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

I'm afraid. Hold me.

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

Can you sue them for visual distress? Mental anguish? I'd get a lawyer :)

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

I'm certain you could sue for permanent erectile disfunction. I mean, from now on you'll see that visual and not know what it is.. or if you should be aroused or throw up. Man. It's just wrong on so many levels. And what will they send next?!?!

Reese The Law Girl said...

I'm sorry, but what the heck is it? It looks like an "inside of you exam." You know like a colonoscopy or something.

Maybe it's a prostate exam with a camera or something.

Robin Alexa said...

I'm at a loss. But I do know it's creepy and I'm glad it's never been near me.

Robin Alexa said...

Okay I made it bigger and I totally figured out. It's the elbow fold on the inside with a boob that has seen better days squished in between it.

What do I win?????????

Unknown said...

OMG its an elbow i took a pic of my elbow creas it definantly is and theres a boob in it