One day I was running late, and it was right before my bedtime when I realized I didn't have any clean pants to wear to work. So, I did a load of laundry, and just threw one pair of pants into the dryer and went to bed. The lateness carried over to the next day and so I showered, and grabbed my pants out of the dryer, got dressed and bolted off to work.
At the end of the day, when I got home I was taking my shoes off when I noticed something baaaaaaarely poking out of one of my pant legs.
In my haste to get a pair of pants washed and dried, I failed to notice that I hadn't emptied the load of socks I had dried earlier.
I had gone all day at work with a nice, thick, white athletic sock stuck, by the magic of static, to the inside of my pantleg.
GAH!
A wave of brief horror went through me as I realized, that at any point during the day, the sock could have flopped out further or completely come out and made it look like I stuffed my pants to make it look like I have a large packet.
I check the dryer to make sure it's COMPLETELY empty before I throw a new load in now.
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Hey, Santa does it! Kinda....sorta...in a way...
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LOL! Sock stories, always a good tale. Those suckers appear, disappear...hey maybe you are where socks go when they disappear?!
You are sock purgatory.
LOL! I can't stop laughing at "the sock could have flopped out further or completely come out and made it look like I stuffed my pants to make it look like I have a large packet."
Well, Jerky, at least it wasn't your underwear...
You call it a "packet"? Like a sugar packet?
That's wack, man.
You call it a "packet"? Like a sugar packet?
That's wack, man.
I heard a british guy say that he liked to wear "trousies that make him look as though he had a large packet". It cracked me up, so I've been saying it ever since.
ha! good thing it wasn't woman panties
Me thinks that if you call it a packet, it just ain't that big no matter what you do to it.
HAHAHA!
come on, admit it, you were stuffing, weren't you?
hehehe...
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