Thursday, May 17, 2007

13 Random Movies I Remember From My Childhood

I stole this idea from Jen @ Casual Slack

Good or bad, these are what popped in my head while trying to think up flicks. I LUVS movies, and I've been meaning to devote posts to some of my faves and ones that had a real effect on me (Night of the Living Dead changed my life.) or touched me in some way (Not my no-no place).
Here we go, in no particular order.


The Amazing Dobermans

the amazing dobermans
This movie sucked. The first one is better, but I saw it YEARS later on late night cable. THIS lil gem I got to see in the theatre. How sad is it that Fred Astaire had to do this shit for work at the end of his career? Meh, the dogs were cool, the movie was lame. I remember it though.
woo.
hoo.

The Kentucky Fried Movie
kentuckyfm
I have an uncle who was in his teens for the late 70's and he would take me to see whatever he wanted to see if he was "watching" me. Therefore, I got to see TONS of stuff I probably shouldn't have, like The Kentucky Fried Movie. Violence, nudity, sexual inuendos that I didn't really get, nudity, cussing, nudity. It was awesome, and damn funny. Why people don't throw KFM lines around like they do with Airplane and the Naked Gun flicks I'll never know. Check out Amazon Women on the Moon sometime too. Good stuff Maynard.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Khan!!
Dude, do I REALLY have to tell you why this one is cool and I remember it? I can almost quote this thing ver-phuc-n-batim.
"I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive..... Buried aliiiivve....."
"....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!"
or
"THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!!"

I could go on.

I shant.

Better Off Dead
betteroffdead
Better Off Dead, oh how I love thee. Don't get me wrong, One Crazy Summer is awesome too and anything Savage Steve Holland did was gold (Eek the Cat anyone?), but Better Off Dead is genius. I'll let you do your own fave quotes. All I will say is.."You don't mind if I ask Beth out do you?".

The GOONIES
goonies
The Truffle Shuffle. Need I say more? No.


Gremlins
gremlins_ver1
OMG....Pheobe Cates in a tight Sweater!! OH, and Gizmo rollin in the Barbie Vette. OH, and an appearance by Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet.

Superman II
Superman II
This movie was awesomer than Superman!!! Well, it was THEN, now it's really dated and sloooooow. The most popluar quote from this one is the whole "Kneel before Zod" thing. Personally, I would throw out the "I WIN......I always win... IS THERE NO ONE ON THIS PLANET TO EVEN CHALLENGE ME?!!" line when I schooled one of my friends at some video game. They loved it. No, really; they LOVED it when I'd say it.

Losers.

Twilight Zone: The Movie
Twilight Zone: The Movie
Again, another UBER-quote filled flick I probably wasn't old enough to see. The Gremlin in this flick eats the gremlins from Gremlins for breakfast. Lithgow is the MAN. My fave quote? I thought you'd never ask.
"I can make you ALL go away. An-y-time. I. want to."
Close second?
"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

Return of the Living Dead
return_of_the_living_dead
Ditched one of the last days of school before summer break to see this one, if memory serves me.
C'mon, zombies.....I'm there dude. Not anywhere near as cool as the Romero stuff, but good fun. "Send more paramedics".

poltergiest
I shouldn't have to tell you what movie this is. Scared the SHIT out of me. It was awesome! Scariest thing in the movie? That little midget lady. Period.
"Carol Ann!!!"

"Something bit him..."

My Bodyguard
My Bodyguard
This movie dates me big time, man. My Bodyguard. Mom took me to see it. Summer camp took me to see it. I think they even screened it in schools for a few years afterwards. I believe I liked it the first time. Everybody but the starring, Leo Sayer wannabe kid, is still working. Geezus, I just dated myself even more with the Leo Sayer thing didn't I? I have no quotes from this one, so I'll say "You make me feel like dancin'. I wanna dance the night away.".

The Warriors.
The Warriors
I'll probably see the remake they're working on, but I don't know if you can top the cinematic kickass-ness that is The Warriors. Another one my uncle took me to see. The Baseball Furies were the coolest looking, but they get their asses kicked in like 30 seconds. THEY HAD BATS FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD and still, they got whupped. Baseball Wussies is more like it.
"Riffs!" and of course, "Warrioooorsss.....come out and play-eeee-yaaaaaay!".

Wait....that's only 12. Lemme find one here floating around in my noggin.

BRB

Ah, here we go...

Wargames
Wargames
Remember when everybody was worried that some dumbass kid with way too much time on his hands and a computer could hack into any government system and wreak havoc or somehow crash it? Thank goodness it was just 80's computer geek paraoia. That stuff could never happen in the real world.
I caught this on cable awhile back. I HIGHLY suggest you see this one again, if for no other reason than to see all the cutting edge technology they used. The friggin modem alone is worth a few laughs, if not this little peice of sweet hardware...

WOPR
They probably pack more computing power in toaster ovens now than poor ol' WOPR here.
"Shall we play a game?"

This was fun. I think I might actually write about some other movies from the olden days soon. I hope you enjoyed this as...well, geez, I hope you at least scrolled by kinda slow on your way past to watch the porn info vid one more time.

11 comments:

Me Myself and I said...

most of those movies are from before my time.

dude, you're old!

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

36 is not....aw crap, I AM old!!

Shit.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Saw most of them in the theatre too. I didn't have a cool uncle, but my parents were hippies and didn't restrict us...

"How much for a cup? How 'bout you just pour it in my hands?"

I was TOTALLY obsessed with Poltergiest. I went back and saw it three times. "Go to the liight Carolann."

Yep. You go J. I likey you.

jeopardygirl said...

I remember most of those, although I didn't catch them until wayyyy later. I didn't have a cool aunt or uncle like you. Now I'm jealous.

Anonymous said...

Goonies, Gremlins, Poltergiest = Awesome.

How's it going, Jerky?

Anonymous said...

You are so totally old.

No one ever gets my favorite quote:

Twwwoooo dolllarrrrssssss

Jen said...

great list!

Better Off Dead
The GOONIES
Superman II
Twilight Zone: The Movie
My Bodyguard
Wargames

I thought of all of these when
I did my list

Twilight Zone: The Movie
CLASSIC!!

Jen said...

ddl - I get your quote!
here

Tempter Of Fate said...

I didn't see better off dead as a kid, but my wife loves that movie and made me watch it..... TWWOOOO DOOOLLARS is a classic around our house now.

I am surprised, Jerk, that you didn't include any of the Star Wars movies in your list. I remember going to Star Wars with my dad at some theater down on Colfax, Empire for a birthday party and the Jedi premiere at a theater over on Colorado Blvd and they had ewoks and an R2D2.

My first drive-in movie was Logan's Run which I went to with my parents. Wanna talk about being old? We'd both be dead if that movie were reality. ;o)

Anonymous said...

Screwed the pooch on that one...sorry. I quoted I'm Gonna Get You Sucka instead of Kentucky Fried Movie. My apologies.

"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11..."

Redemption?

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Tempter o' Fate...Why woudl I say Star Wars when everybody and this guy they know named Travis would put the Star Wars stuff on the list (I avoided the Indiana Jones flicks for the same reason). I went for the not so overdone. I am a bit pissed I didn't think of Logan's Run though.