Sorry ladies, Jerk is dangerously close to having a girlfriend. He'll be off the market.
No.....don't cry. It'll be ok. You'll find a nice guy.
What?
Um...no, he won't be as funny as me, but....what?
Sexy? As sexy as ME? D'you mean with all the lovey talk and the writing?
Pfft.....that's just crazy talk.
Sexy like me........c'mon....
Seriously....
As if.....
I'm sure he'll be swell.
...or he'll suck.
(shrug)
Not my problem.
I know this, he won't double space all the phuc-n time.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Jerk is on Backorder
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This post made me snort.
Yeah Jerky my Leafs kicked les habitants butts tonight and tomorrow the Islanders will go down in flames so my Leafs can be in the playoffs.
:)
Damn you and your Islanders. Okay I still love you, but I think besides wanting Ottawa to take home the Stanley Cup my greatest pleasure will be watching the Islanders go out in the first round.
Did I mention I still love you. Friendly rivalry is all it is dude. ;)
Yay, Jerky might be off the shelf! Yay!!!!
(Oh, and Binny, I am now rooting for the Sens. too)
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