NOBODY thought that was silly/stupid enough to comment on?
Just in case you thought I was perving out on the girls, I shall remind some and inform newbies of my irrational fear of Asian women.
Ha yes, the spook me. God forbid I get stuck in a elevator with an asian chick. I'll.......FREAK.
They scare me.
NO, I don't know WHY......that's why it's an IRRATIONAL FEAR jackass.
I blame Kung-fu movies. I think part of me is waiting for them to suddenly kick my ass.
They're cute, as long as they don't get near me, then I'm on edge and ascared.
Seriously.
I'm not joking.
They look all sweet and innocent....very quiet.......and then all of a sudden....
WAH-CHAAAAAAA!!!!
I guess.
I dunno.
They spook me.
I'M NOT JOKING!!
(shudder)
Dont hurt me.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Oh c'mon....
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You're afraid of the Asian Britney Spears? I had no idea. I would have commented had I known you were frightened by ladies of the Asian persuasion.
My auntie is a tiny little Japanese woman. She'd charm your pants off (not literally, figuratively....get your mind out of the gutter) and you'd never be afraid of the tiny little Asian ladies again.
J, I laughed really hard at that song, but buddy, I had no idea WHAT to say, and plus, I figured you were tired of hearing from me :P
Jensy
Oh yeah, I'd ruin her.
And I'm allergic to very little.
At first I thought, "gee, someone has lots of time on their hands to come up with something so stupid." Then, it hit me, "gee, J must have lots of time on his hands to find this crap."
Of course, I apparently have enought time to watch this...and comment about it.
issues, serious and hilarious issues.
KOM told me about this on the way home from work yesterday so I thought I would come check it out. It appeals to fetishist on many levels:
asian chicks
school girls
cheerleaders
feet
teddy bears
vacuum cleaners
I think she even said something about panties?
I read someplace......oh yes - it was "Dave Barry Does Japan" (funny book) that in Japan sneezing is so rude you would rather die than do it in public, but farting? No big woop.
I recommend listening to Pizzacato 5. Listen to their music for about half an hour, and you will believe that Japanese chicks are nothing but soft spoken lasses with really cool hair.
I'm going to start spelling my name Rybon.
I do listen to P5, doesn't help.
There's a new asian woman in my building that has to check stuff in my office every day and I'm uncomfortable/on edge the whole time she's in there. I told my co-worker that if I wasn't paying attention and she walked up behind me to ask something I'd litterally jump and maybe even "gah!" like a little girl.
I just have one question: ARE ALL GEMINIS LIKE THIS?! :O!!!!!
Weirdos.
Do you mean, are all Gemini's funny/smart/sexy?
Yes, yes we are.
I'm pretty sure Spacecake meant weird. Because yes, all Geminis are weird like this.
I'm just sayin.
I understand IRRATIONAL FEARS.... until recently, I lived my entire life in the LAND-LOCKED state of Colorado, but I was terrified of sharks.... the SNL Landshark thing was enough to always freak me out.
When I was little, my Aunt Lin (who is Chinese) used to call our house and ask for my mom. The conversation usually went like this:
(Aunt Lin did then and still does after 30 years speak in broken English with a VERY HEAVY accent)
Aunt Lin: Hello, T, is your momma there?
Me: Yes. Who is it?
Aunt Lin: Tell her Lin is on the phone.
Me: Lin who?
Aunt Lin: How many Chinese you know?
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