Hey, when did Bono and Oprah start pushing for Messiah?
Old Testament.
New Testament.
What do we call the new NEW testament, and will U2 provide a soundtrack with it?
If Oprah wins, will men get the Pele treatment? (The volcano god that they sacrificed virginal boys and rum to, not the soccer/futbol guy) How much you wanna bet the ____ Testament makes the book club?
If Bono wins, do we all get to fight over lil shards of his sunglasses so we can wear them in tiny flasks of "Holy Guinness" around our necks?
Do we kneel and recite "Pride (in the name of love)" before we lay us down to sleep?
Just askin.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
America's Next Top Jesus!
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2 comments:
ok. You lost me. Did I miss something in the news or is this an "Oprah opens a school" vs "Bono just wants to save the world" thing?
Oh, and thanks for putting me back, you big hunka love ;)
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