Tuesday, January 16, 2007

No, I'm just one of God's favored, not a "Chosen one". I can't just show up without a reservation like those guys.

Seriously, my name means "God's Favored".

You know how they (whoever THEY are) say that GOD only gives you as much as you can handle?
Yeah...well...he must think I'm a badass mofo baby.

I wish I had half as much faith in me as everyone else seems to.

8 comments:

Me Myself and I said...

since when did "Jerk" mean God's Favored?

Me Myself and I said...

;)

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

No, my "real" name means God's Favored.
"Jerk" means God's Gift.

Anonymous said...

Why are you God's favored and I'm JUDGED by God? How is this fair?

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

You'd have to talk to your parents about that one.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least my name is sort of unusual. And spelled correctly.

OH SNAP!

Anonymous said...

As far as I can gather, my names (I go by two, depending on who you are...) both mean: God is Merciful.

Amen, brother.

And in truth, I have precious little to really complain about.

Anonymous said...

Ahem.

I believe you meant to say "God's favoUred."

As you were...